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Finnish stand-up comedian Ismo Leikola moved to the US two years ago, and has been booked solid ever since. This January, Leikola did a five-minute routine on Conan O'Brien's cable TV talk show which focused on his troubles learning the proper use of the word "ass" in the US. His general conclusion was that the many permutations of the word made it one of the more difficult terms to truly understand.

These animals pay no attention to official protected areas, have no clear routes, and are susceptible to impacts from all the new roads, pipelines and power lines being constructed as a result of the booming mining industry. Wild ass are hunted, but not so much by local herders as by city dwellers who have been known to use automatic weapons to kill a herd, rip out the tongues as a delicacy, and leave the corpses to rot where they fell. I frequently worked in Mongolia in my last job at the World Bank and studies we commissioned revealed the threats to the wild ass in the Gobi. Their standards are higher than the national ones, and the impact assessment has had to be considerably reworked — especially the sections on biodiversity.

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A joke collection about bottoms was not at the top of my list. But with so many nicknames, such as bum, booty, tush, Gluteus Maximus, and Badunkadonk, I thought it would be worth having a crack. Not to mention the fact that bottoms are rather hilarious, even before they are the butt of a joke.

And, with expert timing, Pompeo made his revelation just as a lawsuit on this very question was brought back to life in an appeals court. From The New York Times :. That Pompeo was able to joke about it openly should give you some idea how vast it really is.

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Illustration by Giacomo Gambineri. Yes, a joke can be a one-liner built from a setup and a punch line, but it can also be an act of physical comedy. Pretending to stick a needle in your eye, or pooping in the street while wearing a wedding dress: both jokes. A joke, as defined by this list, is a discrete moment of comedy, whether from stand-up, a sketch, an album, a movie, or a TV show.

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