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Dirty Short Bar Jokes Handjob Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job! Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!

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A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you. What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced.

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Not all jokes are meant for kids, that is why we have specifically listed these jokes for adults. Just make sure the kids are not around while you go through them. But of course the jokes are very funny, so you might not be able to control your laughter.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. What do you get when you do that?

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They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. Free beers in five different bars! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar! I was excited my teacher asked my for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.

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